bitter about love, party of 1

sometimes i don't realize how bitter about love i've been over the years...

it's only when i start telling stories about my apathetic or negative reactions to the nice things guys have done for me in the past that i start to realize it...

i mostly laugh as girls look at me in horror after hearing the stories and utter things like... "you said that?"

oh yes, absolutely i did... and i'd say it again...

i'm a jerk... and it's going to take more than a girly-guy to win my affection...

he needs to stand up for himself and be a man... i mean, doesn't the song say, "are you strong enough to be my man?"

because, frankly, from where i stand today, most men need to take lessons from harry and david...